What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.