What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.