What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.