How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.