How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.