How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.