They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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Hit him in the face with an axe.
hit him in the face with an Axe
Hit him in the face with an axe
Hit it in the face with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A battle dwarf
Go axe your mother."
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
Winnies' pooh.
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Because they knee grows..
Black people can't swim. -.-
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
Run!
They cause too much brain damage.
Cause it's an all mail business.
There is no dirt in the hole!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
You must first understand what recursion is
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The noise gave her a headache.
MC Hammer and Sickle.
