How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.