How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf