How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.