Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
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Americas already got two running for president.
Because they're into some funny business
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
The US elections.
Go for the juggler.
In a Clown Hall.
For kicks and giggles.
Attire.
They end up in a custardy battle.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
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hit him in the face with an Axe
A: The food tastes funny.
Close the door and go to .
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Go straight for the juggler.
Chuckleslovakia
Go for the juggler
A .
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Hit him in the face with an axe
I'm feeling funny"
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A Juggalo
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
A Romantic Jester!
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Because he tasted funny.
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Dry Humour.
Because he tasted funny!
Clowns Without Borders.
they taste funny!
Common sense.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Do you get a laughing stock?
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
Burglarize
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Washington
A: Conetiquette
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Knotty Pines.
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