Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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B9

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What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP