Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP