What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America