What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.