What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.