What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!