How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.