How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.