How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude