How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.