What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.