They planet.
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Coffee Mug
Because they couldn't get 7up
It don't need cleaning!
Nasa first called it Albert
So he could go to Otter Space.
They Planet.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
A: They're doing research on black holes.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
They planet!
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
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NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(
They planet
Nothing, it was on Mars
Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Rocket Farts.
Because it had their Curiosity.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Turn off the lights.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Christmas Adam
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
The farmers milk them dry.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
A: Tea Rex
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Hey. Watermelawn.
