Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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I think we should sea otter people.

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You are my significant otter."

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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