What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: