What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.