How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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All those spikes hurt his hands

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You spend a large fortune

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Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!