How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!