What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What was it worth?

Two marks.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon