What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Matt Damon Jokes More Matt Damon Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon