What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.