What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!