What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...