Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.