Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.