Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.