Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
No phone numbers.
There are 20 of them.
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."