What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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They'll tell you.

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He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Shocked.

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Nacho Cheese.

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Because he's not a rat.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.