What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke