Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9