Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?