Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "