Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.