Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.