What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike