What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!