Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Most people miss the twin towers.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
His mom was in a jam!
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
They watch moving picktures.
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Lawrence of Dublin.
