What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.