How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.