How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.