How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.