Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.