Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...