What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!