What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)