What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.