One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A spider
A dia-beetle
Her computer had a bug...
A spider!
A Buddha Pest.
Scarabic
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
Stephen Hawking
Flossless compression!
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
geSTAHPo!
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
An I-shoulda-pede.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
You gotta be chitin me!
A bahumbug!
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
Because they are in sects.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Bug Rodgers !
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
A hoarse fly.
A gras shopper.
Birds of Pray
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Tuesday
A turban legend
You can't play football with the remote.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
You Pokemon
Pokemon Uranium
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Believe in reincarnation.
Make me one with everything."