Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.