What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.