Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
A glimmer of hope
Harambre
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
A Mugging.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Because they're always under pressure!
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Yellow Snow.
It doesn't Mather.
He hibernated in the summer.
