Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.