Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.