Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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He was turning things over in his mind.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.