How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.