How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.