Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.