Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.