Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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In the punch line

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Hang one in the front!

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The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Ending them.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.