Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.