What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.