What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)