What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.