What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.