What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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By selling your camera.

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The fastest way to get across a river.

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.