Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Woman Heart Jokes More Woman Heart Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.