Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe