Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.