Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife