Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!