Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Not march.

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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she hits women

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Follow the slime trail.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!