How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.