How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.