What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.