Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow natives

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it