Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Bring out your camera.

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What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow natives

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it