How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.