She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Yarn.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
He took a shelfie.
