How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.