How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Who is driving?

A cop.